Late in her concert last evening pop superstar Rihanna introduced her new single to a disturbed and yet surprisingly still adoring public. "Here's a little sumthin' I been working on for y'all, I'm dedicating this one to my ex Chris Brown" and with that the radio diva squatted and released what has to be the longest and loudest emission of flatulence ever publicly witnessed.
A stunned hush briefly fell over the arena but the silence was quickly filled with worshipping cheers and chants of "Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna.."
Following the concert, comments on Rihanna's myspace page trended mostly towards the positive; grandmutherfunker122 said "damn, girl, way to keep it real", Tiffany said "Love the tune, what did you eat b4 da show sista? ha!", while a less appreciative T.J. Lake was succinct and to the point, "your new song stinks and lingers! my dry cleaner tells me my jacket is a lost cause! I'm considering litigation!"
There's no word yet on whether Rihanna actually intends on releasing this "new tune" as a single but, if she does, you can be sure it will be stinking it's way up the charts with a bullet or, as was the case at last nights show, a green cloud.
2 comments:
ohh.... How I've longed to see myself quoted on the subject on pop-star flatulence.
I thought you'd appreciate that, good luck with the lawsuit ;-)
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