Still Stupid After All These Years......

This one is for all those people who like to reminisce about the "good old days". The truth is, yesterday is highly overrated folks and we're just as dumb now as we've ever been. I'm sure there are a few commercials running today that will be on youtube five years from now and we'll all be watching them, thinking WTF?! Hindsight is 20/20 and stupidity never dies.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

With the typical amount of rehashed sequels and remakes headed our way I have to say; there are only a handful of flicks that I can't wait to see, this one is near the top of my list. It's got cult hit written all over it and might just turn out to be the sleeper success of summer 2010. There is no official release date yet but word is, it's coming soon. Watch the trailer and clip below, this is brilliantly funny stuff!

Finally, a Hope I Can Believe in.

A beacon of light in an increasingly dark world, rock on little dude!Watch yer back Steve Miller!

I'll Have the One Thousand Pounder with Cheese and a Diet Coke Please

If you haven't had breakfast yet, the pic above and the story below should have you reconsidering that stack of flap jacks and pound of bacon. As a friendly suggestion, you may want to opt for some grapefruit this morning, porkopolis. Of course, if you have already enjoyed your delicious, maple slathered orgy of delight, no worries, the pic above and story below should be bringing it all back up....any second now.

Yes, it's true, bikini season is just around the corner and, in the groovy words of the shy Beatle, "it's been a long cold lonely winter" and, as a result,(it's as good an excuse as any), some of us may have in fact put on a few extra and unwanted pounds,(love that phrase btw, how often are pounds actually wanted?)

But take heart my bulging and bloated friends and sit that gargantuan cushion you call an ass down, put away the Girl Scout Cookies (I swear to God, those bratty little sugar pushing whores are EVERYWHERE these days!) and read the article below from yesterdays New York Post.

I promise it will make you feel a little better. If it doesn't, I have another suggestion for you, DUNKIN DONUTS!! (I, personally, have never had a problem that couldn't be solved with a box of those unholy Munchkins!)

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_woman_attempting_to_become_world_pco3O4qPWiCg3yjEWaxx9N

Be Happy, it's Monday!

Now explain to your boss why you're surfing chimp porn on company time, you dirty, dirty monkeys.

(in case you couldn't tell already, I'm not "safe for work", duh)